What's up, Doc??

Doctors are among those few people who manage to scare any person, regardless of age, caste, religion, gender etc etc.. out of his wits. Here is a list of things that really freak me out when they come out of doctors' lips:

• You need an operation.
• This won't hurt...
• Please complete all your pending work today and report in my office tomorrow morning.
• You are going to have fun at this hospital. I've instructed the nurses to take special care of you.
• Do you have anybody from your family waiting outside for you?
• We are going to try this new treatment technique on you...
• Don't worry, it's not serious..
• You have a week's time.
• You can trust me. My family psychiatrist says I'm cured of my Psychopathy...
• What's that strange swelling on you neck? (pause) Oh it's your head...
• As a kid, I wanted to be a butcher. That job still fascinates me...
• Sorry, I can't help you this time.
• Are you serious? I've never heard these symptoms before...

:D :D Beware... And I never said this is an exhaustive list... :P


Disclaimer: The jokes are so good that some may have stuck to my head and got projected as my idea... No copyright infringement intended... :P